Humorous Messages on Getting Pregnant, Pregnancy Wishes
You probably don’t know this but there are just THREE things you have to do to “wake up” the romance center of any man’s brain and turn him into the “Romantic Beast” you deserve (and desire so much). . .
There are just 3 things you have to do to get out of “Romantic Siberia” and get turn your man into the “Romantic Beast” you deserve. . .
First you need to REMIND HIM what a valuable prize you are. . . and bait him into hunting and chasing you again. . .
Second you need to give him *permission* to be a guy. . .
And third you need to make him feel SAFE. . .
And you can do all of that with the cell phone you’ve got in your pocket or purse right now. . .
Just by watching this short video my friend Michael Fiore put up. . .
<===> Do these 3 things to turn him into your "Romantic Beast". . . <===>
If you want more than anything for that one guy to HUNT you again, you NEED to watch this video now. . .
<===> He doesn't feel "safe" with you??? <===>
P.S. The very beginning of the video shows Mike on The Rachael Ray Show and what happened when one woman used his techniques on her boyfriend.
Make sure you watch the look on Rachael’s face when she sees the results. . .
<===> Make him chase you with these simple texts. . . <===>
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I'm so happy for you! Wishing you love and joy, peace and wisdom, beauty and happiness.
* * * * *
For the next nine months your body is a sacred place and your womb will be the closely guarded doors protecting the little angel who will change your lives forever. Congratulations for your pregnancy.
In the movie of your life, pregnancy is the twist that will change it all. Congratulations.
* * * * *
Pregnancy will make you see LIFE in a whole new different way. Why? Because you will experience what it feels like to create one. Congratulations.
We heard about your newest development. Congratulations on being creative.
* * * * *
Welcome to a period of your life when you will glow even without using makeup. Congratulations for your pregnancy.
* * * * *
When God gives a couple a baby, He also gives them new pair of eyes to see the world in a way that they have never seen it before. Congratulations on being pregnant.
* * * * *
Congratulations on Your Happy News! You’ll have your arms around your little one before you know it!
* * * * *
Congratulations on your pregnancy You’re going to be a great mommy!
* * * * *
Congratulations on your pregnancy. May God bless you with a happy healthy pregnancy.
* * * * *
Welcome to the beginning of the end of your freedom for the rest of your life. Congratulations on your pregnancy.
* * * * *
Your pregnancy will be a celebration for your family, disaster for your career and a calamity for your husband. Good luck and congratulations.
* * * * *
Being pregnant means that you can put your feet up and watch TV while your husband does the dishes. Congratulations, enjoy every moment of it.
* * * * *
New life, new responsibility, and many new discoveries are coming. Congratulations on your pregnancy.
* * * * *
Pregnancy is a great balance in life – it brings out the worst mood swings in a wife and the best levels of tolerance in a husband. Congratulations for getting pregnant and finding your balance.
* * * * *
Pregnancy is a wonderful miracle, and in nine months your joys will double. Congratulations to the happy couple.
* * * * *
My heart is filled with joy for you! Congratulations and best wishes!
An angel baby
Grows near your heart,
Waiting for love
And a new life to start!
* * * * *
I never knew that a person who is still a baby by heart could also have a baby herself. Congratulations for your pregnancy.
* * * * *
Welcome to the golden period of life when you get to blame your husband for all the things that go wrong and take credit for all the things that are done right. Congratulations.
* * * * *
Congratulations on your pregnancy. We are looking forward to meeting the newest member of the family.
* * * * *
Congratulations to the future mommy and future daddy for becoming pregnant and awaiting the birth of their future baby.
* * * * *
Congratulations! This is really great News. May God bless you as you approach the exciting event of your life.
* * * * *
I am happy for your pregnancy but I am happier in knowing that a baby will be born in the arms of such loving parents like you. Congratulations for becoming pregnant.
* * * * *
My heartiest wishes to you mom to be. Have a happy and healthy pregnancy. Enjoy this special moment of your life!
* * * * *
Your pregnancy is the second best news of the year. The first best news of the year will happen after nine months when the baby arrives. Congratulations.
* * * * *
Pregnancy is the only time in life when you’ll fall in love with someone you haven’t met. Congratulations.
* * * * *
Weight gain, pain, mood swings, discomfort and sleepless nights – which part of pregnancy are you looking forward to?
* * * * *
You can’t have the cake and eat it too. Maybe that’s why pregnancy is marred with crazy hormones.
* * * * *
Congratulations for making your bulging belly the topic of discussion in your family for the next nine months.
3Make the most of the nine months of your pregnancy. You can officially shout and scream at your husband without any reason.
* * * * *
Pregnancy is a journey of going through many INGs including nauseatING, sweatING, bloatING, burpING, itchING, swellING and fartING. Enjoy.
* * * * *
There are just 3 things you have to do to get out of “Romantic Siberia” and get turn your man into the “Romantic Beast” you deserve. . .
First you need to REMIND HIM what a valuable prize you are. . . and bait him into hunting and chasing you again. . .
Second you need to give him *permission* to be a guy. . .
And third you need to make him feel SAFE. . .
And you can do all of that with the cell phone you’ve got in your pocket or purse right now. . .
Just by watching this short video my friend Michael Fiore put up. . .
<===> Do these 3 things to turn him into your "Romantic Beast". . . <===>
If you want more than anything for that one guy to HUNT you again, you NEED to watch this video now. . .
<===> He doesn't feel "safe" with you??? <===>
P.S. The very beginning of the video shows Mike on The Rachael Ray Show and what happened when one woman used his techniques on her boyfriend.
Make sure you watch the look on Rachael’s face when she sees the results. . .
<===> Make him chase you with these simple texts. . . <===>
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
I'm so happy for you! Wishing you love and joy, peace and wisdom, beauty and happiness.
* * * * *
For the next nine months your body is a sacred place and your womb will be the closely guarded doors protecting the little angel who will change your lives forever. Congratulations for your pregnancy.
In the movie of your life, pregnancy is the twist that will change it all. Congratulations.
* * * * *
Pregnancy will make you see LIFE in a whole new different way. Why? Because you will experience what it feels like to create one. Congratulations.
We heard about your newest development. Congratulations on being creative.
* * * * *
Welcome to a period of your life when you will glow even without using makeup. Congratulations for your pregnancy.
* * * * *
When God gives a couple a baby, He also gives them new pair of eyes to see the world in a way that they have never seen it before. Congratulations on being pregnant.
* * * * *
Congratulations on Your Happy News! You’ll have your arms around your little one before you know it!
* * * * *
Congratulations on your pregnancy You’re going to be a great mommy!
* * * * *
Congratulations on your pregnancy. May God bless you with a happy healthy pregnancy.
* * * * *
Welcome to the beginning of the end of your freedom for the rest of your life. Congratulations on your pregnancy.
* * * * *
Your pregnancy will be a celebration for your family, disaster for your career and a calamity for your husband. Good luck and congratulations.
* * * * *
Being pregnant means that you can put your feet up and watch TV while your husband does the dishes. Congratulations, enjoy every moment of it.
* * * * *
New life, new responsibility, and many new discoveries are coming. Congratulations on your pregnancy.
* * * * *
Pregnancy is a great balance in life – it brings out the worst mood swings in a wife and the best levels of tolerance in a husband. Congratulations for getting pregnant and finding your balance.
* * * * *
Pregnancy is a wonderful miracle, and in nine months your joys will double. Congratulations to the happy couple.
* * * * *
My heart is filled with joy for you! Congratulations and best wishes!
An angel baby
Grows near your heart,
Waiting for love
And a new life to start!
* * * * *
I never knew that a person who is still a baby by heart could also have a baby herself. Congratulations for your pregnancy.
* * * * *
Welcome to the golden period of life when you get to blame your husband for all the things that go wrong and take credit for all the things that are done right. Congratulations.
* * * * *
Congratulations on your pregnancy. We are looking forward to meeting the newest member of the family.
* * * * *
Congratulations to the future mommy and future daddy for becoming pregnant and awaiting the birth of their future baby.
* * * * *
Congratulations! This is really great News. May God bless you as you approach the exciting event of your life.
* * * * *
I am happy for your pregnancy but I am happier in knowing that a baby will be born in the arms of such loving parents like you. Congratulations for becoming pregnant.
* * * * *
My heartiest wishes to you mom to be. Have a happy and healthy pregnancy. Enjoy this special moment of your life!
* * * * *
Your pregnancy is the second best news of the year. The first best news of the year will happen after nine months when the baby arrives. Congratulations.
* * * * *
Pregnancy is the only time in life when you’ll fall in love with someone you haven’t met. Congratulations.
* * * * *
Weight gain, pain, mood swings, discomfort and sleepless nights – which part of pregnancy are you looking forward to?
* * * * *
You can’t have the cake and eat it too. Maybe that’s why pregnancy is marred with crazy hormones.
* * * * *
Congratulations for making your bulging belly the topic of discussion in your family for the next nine months.
3Make the most of the nine months of your pregnancy. You can officially shout and scream at your husband without any reason.
* * * * *
Pregnancy is a journey of going through many INGs including nauseatING, sweatING, bloatING, burpING, itchING, swellING and fartING. Enjoy.
* * * * *
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