FUNNY PREGNANCY MESSAGES

You probably don’t know this but there are just THREE things you have to do to “wake up” the romance center of any man’s brain and turn him into the “Romantic Beast” you deserve (and desire so much). . .

There are just 3 things you have to do to get out of “Romantic Siberia” and get turn your man into the “Romantic Beast” you deserve. . .

First you need to REMIND HIM what a valuable prize you are. . . and bait him into hunting and chasing you again. . .

Second you need to give him *permission* to be a guy. . .

And third you need to make him feel SAFE. . .

And you can do all of that with the cell phone you’ve got in your pocket or purse right now. . .

Just by watching this short video my friend Michael Fiore put up. . .

<===> Do these 3 things to turn him into your "Romantic Beast". . . <===>

If you want more than anything for that one guy to HUNT you again, you NEED to watch this video now. . .

<===> He doesn't feel "safe" with you??? <===>

P.S. The very beginning of the video shows Mike on The Rachael Ray Show and what happened when one woman used his techniques on her boyfriend.

Make sure you watch the look on Rachael’s face when she sees the results. . .

<===> Make him chase you with these simple texts. . . <===>

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Congratulations for getting pregnant. Enjoy the luxury of getting your husband’s attention every time you make even a small sound – whether it is a painful moan or a smelly fart.


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Pregnancy – the roller coaster ride which has no seat belts. Congratulations.




All your life you were learning how to be a good human being. Pregnancy will teach you how to be a good mother. Congratulations.


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Congratulations for entering a period of life when you will have no periods.


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Don’t expect any sympathy for your mood swings, morning sickness or backaches during your pregnancy… because you have invited all these troubles yourself. Congratulations.


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Pregnancy – the nine months that will wipe off your savings and ruin your bank balance. Congratulations for taking the first step towards financial downfall.


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You have officially graduated from the Small to Plus sizes for clothes at all your favorite shopping malls. Congratulations on getting pregnant.


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The best part about being pregnant is that you will never have nightmares… because you will not be able to sleep in the first place. Congratulations.


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The doctor may cut off the umbilical cord that ties you with your baby, but no one can cut off the cord of love built over the next nine months which will tie you with your child for a lifetime. Congratulations on being pregnant.


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The only time you will feel blessed when someone kicks you is when your baby kicks inside your tummy during your pregnancy. Congratulations on getting pregnant.


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You will now have to eat for two people, drink for two people, breathe for two people and think for two people. Get ready to do everything in life on the double. Congratulations on your pregnancy.

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Your body will go through many changes as pregnancy has its way with you. But the biggest change will be the slow and beautiful transformation of your mental state of mind from a woman to a mother. Congratulations.

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Even after the nine months, to be a part of creating a new life is a thought that you will never be able to completely fathom. Congratulations for embarking upon one of life’s most precious miracles.

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Nothing comes close to the feeling of nurturing a life inside your body. It has never been aptly described in words and it never will be. Experiencing is the only way to find out. Congratulations for getting yours.

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Your body will go through many changes as pregnancy has its way with you. But the biggest change will be your slow and beautiful transformation from being a woman to being a mother. Congratulations.

Pregnancy is a wonderful miracle, and in nine months your joys will double. Congratulations, to the happy couple.

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Congratulations on your pregnancy. You have just embraced motherhood – the most beautiful and life-giving journey that any has ever treaded upon.

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This is a piece of advice for the to-be-mommy. Make the most of your nine months of pregnancy because it is the only time when you can bite into all your food cravings to put on those extra pounds without feeling an ounce of guilt. Congratulations on getting pregnant.

Congratulations on your pregnancy! Lucky baby! You're going to be amazing mother! 

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Congratulations on expecting! Enjoy the excitement and joy of anticipating your new little one!

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OMG! You are having a baby! Sleep well now, it may be your last chance for the next three years!

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So excited to hear your wonderful news! Wishing you a healthy and happy pregnancy.

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Pregnancy is when you are officially allowed to swear and curse at your husband and blame it all on hormones. Make the most of it.

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You will gain weight, you will have mood swings, none of your clothes will fit and people will mistake you for being fat – welcome to the unglamorous world of pregnancy.

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Celebrity moms make parenting look glamorous because they are rich and can hire help for just about everything. You my dear… will be heating milk bottles and changing nappies day and night. Congratulations.

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From being hooked up to getting knocked up – your journey has as a couple has come a long way. Congratulations for getting pregnant.

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Enjoy your pregnancy because it is the only time a woman can get away with burping and farting and a man can get away with blaming his wife for her irritable mood swings.

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For the next nine months your body is a sacred temple and your womb will be the closely guarded doors protecting the little angel who will change your lives forever. Congratulations for your pregnancy.

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Having a baby is one of the most wonderful, exiting, awesome, life changing events of your life. Congratulations dear, I am sure you will be an excellent Mom.

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Stop reading books about babies and getting pregnant because the beautiful feeling of pregnancy is impossible to be understood in words, it can only be experienced. Congratulations.

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The craziest roller coaster ride in the world is not at Disneyland or Universal Studios, it is the nine months of pregnancy. Good luck and enjoy the twists and turns of your pregnancy.

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This is an advice for the to-be-mommy. Make the most of your nine months of pregnancy because it is the only time when you can bite into all your food cravings to put on those extra pounds without feeling an ounce of guilt. Congratulations on getting pregnant.

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Mother is a person who does the work of 20! Congratulations and best wishes to the Mother to Be!

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Congratulations, 

A dream had come true!

There's a new life

Growing inside of you!

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Everyone in the family is happy about your pregnancy except your husband because he isn’t going to get any for the next few months. Congratulations on your pregnancy.

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PREGNANCY is actually spelled out as a phase which is Painful, Regretful, Excruciating, Ghastly, Nerve-wracking, Agonizing, Nightmarish, Chaotic and Yucky. Congratulations.

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So excited to hear your news! Wishing all the joy of anticipation to a very special Mother-to-be.

A little birdie told me that you're expecting! May your days be filled with love and contentment!

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Congratulations on your pregnancy. May this special time be filled with health and lots of love!

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