FUNNY WEEKEND MESSAGES

You probably don’t know this but there are just THREE things you have to do to “wake up” the romance center of any man’s brain and turn him into the “Romantic Beast” you deserve (and desire so much). . .

There are just 3 things you have to do to get out of “Romantic Siberia” and get turn your man into the “Romantic Beast” you deserve. . .

First you need to REMIND HIM what a valuable prize you are. . . and bait him into hunting and chasing you again. . .

Second you need to give him *permission* to be a guy. . .

And third you need to make him feel SAFE. . .

And you can do all of that with the cell phone you’ve got in your pocket or purse right now. . .

Just by watching this short video my friend Michael Fiore put up. . .

<===> Do these 3 things to turn him into your "Romantic Beast". . . <===>

If you want more than anything for that one guy to HUNT you again, you NEED to watch this video now. . .

<===> He doesn't feel "safe" with you??? <===>

P.S. The very beginning of the video shows Mike on The Rachael Ray Show and what happened when one woman used his techniques on her boyfriend.

Make sure you watch the look on Rachael’s face when she sees the results. . .

<===> Make him chase you with these simple texts. . . <===>

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People are like mobiles. Mobiles have chargers and people have weekends.
Have a recharging weekend!

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Weekends surely must be made in CHINA... they really don't last long!
Anyways, have a nice weekend!


have a nice weekend


The best and the most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart.
Have a nice weekend!



Working on a weekend is like wetting your pants in a dark suit. You get a warm feeling but no one else notices.
Have a nice weekend!Working on a weekend is like wetting your pants in a dark suit. You get a warm feeling but no one else notices.
Have a nice weekend!

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Why do Friday, Saturday and Sunday seem smaller than other days of the week?
Because they're WEAK-ends!
Have an enjoyable weekend!

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Without a happy frame of mind, you can't be the picture of health.
Have a happy and healthy weekend!

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Good thing come to those who wait...
But better things come to those who don't give up!
Have a nice weekend!

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Have a very HAPPY

W: Work-free
E: Entertaining
E: Enchanting and
K: Keenly awaited
E: Exuberant and
N: Nice
D: Days!

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Time never stops for us then why do we always wait for the right time. There is never a wrong time to do the right thing.
Have a rocking weekend!

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When people hurt you over and over again, think of them as a sandpaper.
They may scratch and hurt you but it's you - who'll turn up shining and polished, while they'll end up useless!
Have a nice weekend!

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Why is a car's windshield so large and the rear view mirror so small?
It's because our PAST is not as important as our FUTURE. So look ahead and move on and enjoy your weekend!
Have a nice weekend!

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Your competitor can copy your WORK but not your PASSION.
Have a passionate weekend!

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To the most wonderful person, wish you a glorious weekend!

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Don't let yourself be controlled by three things: your past, people and money.
Have a very nice weekend!

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Don't change so people will like you. Be yourself and the right people will love the real you.
Have a nice weekend!

weekend messages



In life, you'll meet two types of people:
The ones who build you up;
And the ones who tear you down.
But in the end, you'll thank them both.
Have a nice weekend!

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If you want to feel rich, just count all the things you have, that money cannot buy.
Have a very nice weekend!

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It is better to hibernate for 5 days of the week from Monday to Friday,
Wake up from hibernation on Saturday and Sunday to enjoy the weekend!
Hey! Are you married – it is weekend, plan yourself to fit into enjoyments with your family,
Are you single – fun part of your week is going to happen yes it is your weekend!


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Weekdays are like a Bluetooth get connected only when it is asked for to connect,
Weekends are like a Wi-Fi get connected by itself searching for connections,
Welcome the weekend and enjoy it to your heart!


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Be in the habit of getting up bright and early on the weekends. Why waste such precious time in bed? Happy Weekend   


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Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week. 
Happy Weekend   


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Middle age is when you’re sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn’t for you. 
Happy weekend   

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Old timers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they’re successful. 
Happy weekend   


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It is better to hibernate for 5 days of the week from Monday to Friday,
Wake up from hibernation on Saturday and Sunday to enjoy the weekend!


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Hey! Are you married – it is weekend, plan yourself to fit into enjoyments with your family,
Are you single – fun part of your week is going to happen yes it is your weekend!


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It’s time to enjoy the weekend, I wish you lots of fun and that you have a super time.

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Finally the week ends, it seemed never ending. Enjoy your weekend to the most you can, even if you get tired to Monday, but happy 

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The days of spree of the week are here, not more waking up early, it’s time to enjoy!


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