STUPID FUNNY MESSAGES

You probably don’t know this but there are just THREE things you have to do to “wake up” the romance center of any man’s brain and turn him into the “Romantic Beast” you deserve (and desire so much). . .

There are just 3 things you have to do to get out of “Romantic Siberia” and get turn your man into the “Romantic Beast” you deserve. . .

First you need to REMIND HIM what a valuable prize you are. . . and bait him into hunting and chasing you again. . .

Second you need to give him *permission* to be a guy. . .

And third you need to make him feel SAFE. . .

And you can do all of that with the cell phone you’ve got in your pocket or purse right now. . .

Just by watching this short video my friend Michael Fiore put up. . .

<===> Do these 3 things to turn him into your "Romantic Beast". . . <===>

If you want more than anything for that one guy to HUNT you again, you NEED to watch this video now. . .

<===> He doesn't feel "safe" with you??? <===>

P.S. The very beginning of the video shows Mike on The Rachael Ray Show and what happened when one woman used his techniques on her boyfriend.

Make sure you watch the look on Rachael’s face when she sees the results. . .

<===> Make him chase you with these simple texts. . . <===>

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Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway

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Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work

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I'm off saving the world from self-destruction. Try me later





Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.

Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.

Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second

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Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.

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I always think about u.
I can’t live without u.
I really need u.
I’m totally mad about u.
I just wanna be with u.
I’m crazy 4 u.
I wanna marry u.
I love u.
My neighbour says all this to me



The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?'

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They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?

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The smallest word is i, the sweetest word is love and the dearest person in the world is you. Thats why i love you :)

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A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first.

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When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.




What I do when I see someone pretty is I stare I smile then when I get tired I put the mirror down.

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If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.

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